DINGDONG
Enter

Not just
a meme.
A legacy
in the making.

Retired from Wall Street.
Rehired by the internet.

status: locating him…

DINGDONG — the world's most tired bell

As heard on

*briefly. it was too loud.

Ding Dong Cam

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But trust us, it's bigger than you think.

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DINGDONG peeking out?
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DingDong

Lost & Found

ITEM #001

Pen. Chewed.
Beyond saving.

ITEM #002

Badge. Brass. Est. 1792.
Unclaimed.

ITEM #003

Spare tie.
Also sad.

ITEM #004

Note. "Ring the same---"
Rest illegible.

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